xxHannah. 27. I still can’t write a good bio.
[ID: a screenshot from the Care Bears show of a line of Care Bears projecting rainbow and sparkling light from their stomachs. In the upper right corner there is white text that reads: Feeding and housing the poor will do more to reduce crime than any amount of punishment ever will. /end of ID]
ouch i think i broke my vagina bones
we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh
yes
"Crooked, previously-broken nose" is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters' noses
I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.
ALT"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.
The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.
In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.
The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.
This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.
Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."
So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.
Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.
Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.
This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.
Want to do an ask game that's like "based on my neuroses what dog breed do you think I am" and I think that would be a terrible one
One of the things that I Said Things About is getting traction from the gays and I'm just ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ 'tis I, a Christian conservative
Maybe people wouldn't judge you if you weren't a fucking bigot lmao
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The worst invention of late stage capitalism is the screen on the gas pump that plays video ads at you. The best invention of late stage capitalism is the coke freestyle machine.
I think I experienced a worse one a couple weeks ago. Was on a flight, had one of those screens in the back of the seat... except it wasn't for in flight entertainment. It was for ads. And you couldn't turn off the screen either. So I'm trying to sleep on this red eye flight with a flashing screen 1 foot from my face.
if you had hijacked the plane because of that no jury in the world would have convicted you
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
the pr damage control Taylor’s team is doing about Matty is insane it literally looks bad on Taylor no matter what. nothing you do or say can fix this mess, trina paine. pls just stop putting out press releases.
Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.
diversity training at the racism factory
“Decolonizing missionary work” my brother in Christ missionary work IS colonization
